You’re hired. But I ask, if we do get boarded you must say ,”cricky mate.”
No deal get outta here. I will not stand for such a mockery of my aussie heritage.
Damn. Never mind then. You don’t have to say that.
cool. my war cry is more along the lines of ‘go fuck yourself’ with my terrible accent.
How about I give you a machinegun and you can just laugh manically?
I’ll keep one under the counter, but my main weapon is a fry pan. secondary cleaver or carving knife. I’m a melee character.
Sounds good. Anything else?
Thursday is taco night.
That’s doable. Tacos are awesome.
Perfect post is perfect.
Thought of the Day: Defile the Mutant.
e the unclean!
on booty patrol
I feel like the Corgi Commissar would be the most effective, because everyone would be too afraid to disappoint him.
"You want us to go assault that Chaos Space Marine fortress naked armed only with rusty spoons?"
*Puppy Dog Eyes*
"God Dammit. AFFIX SPOONS!"
Alana, Marko & Hazel
humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea
this is actually so cool